Mateusz Burkacki

Mateusz Burkacki is a Polish table tennis player competing in the TT Elite Series, where he has logged hundreds of matches against a murderer's row of unpronounceable surnames — and mostly held his own. He leads his 63-match rivalry with Adrian Fabis 34–29, which is either impressive or a sign that these two men need a new hobby. He kicked off 2026 by getting swept 3–0 and 3–1 by the same opponent on New Year's Day, then beat someone else later that afternoon like absolutely nothing happened. A true professional.